Danny, is the Grand Poo-Bah of the Lab. Without him there is nothing. With him there are puns a plenty and esoteric Simpson's allusions, but he is the lab's namesake, so that's something.
Has been overheard saying...
It's funny! (*sound of crickets chirping*)... Why isn't anyone laughing?
Contact info: doppenhe [at] princeton [dot] edu
Personal website: http://www-psych.stanford.edu/~bigopp/