Jeff Zemla

Jeff is was the research assistant for the Opplab. He wears prescription 3D glasses at all times so he can see the world as it really is--in three dimensions. Though others may perceive this as strange, he feels sorry for those who restrict themselves to a flat world. He has been touted for his uncanny ability to both walk and chew gum at the same time. Jeff's second favorite shape is the circle. His favorite shape is a secret, which he discloses only to the closest of confidants. After writing this ridiculous bio, Jeff went on to Rice University to study cognitive and human factors psychology.

Contact info: jeffzemla [at] gmail [dot] com